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Couch Meat
Couch Meat
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Couch Meat Arcanogram
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Couch meat is a blanket term for any and all meat gathered from furniture. "Couch steak" is any meat taken from cushioned furniture. It has approximately the texture of liver, and is bluish-purple in color. The meat from the inside of a chair or table leg is called "couch shrimp," and tastes a little sweet and earthy.

The testicles are also sometimes collected and fried to be served as couch potatoes.